they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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