So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
