The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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