She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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