omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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