Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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