Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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