you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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