I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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