I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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