Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
