It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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