You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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