i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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