I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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