I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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