Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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