Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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