I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize