My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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