we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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