I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
