that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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