yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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