She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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