Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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