I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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