ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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