I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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