There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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