got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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