you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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