I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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