I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
