it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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