I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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