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(325): View more from Texas

wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

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(586): View more from Michigan

Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..

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(805): View more from California

IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!

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A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?

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CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

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(914): View more from New York

We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?

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(801): View more from Utah

College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.

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