I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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