TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize