8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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