Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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