what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
People with herpes should wear stickers.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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