I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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