Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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