So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
