Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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