Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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