youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Couch. On fire.
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