Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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