So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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