I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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