Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Your mouth is God's brothel.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Randomize
