Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
