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• (440): View more from Ohio

  We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Just took my morning after pill in the library

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot

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• (954): View more from Florida

  You pretty much isn't said it

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Those words don't go together.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.

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