It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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