It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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