Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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