I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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